3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

You know what I’d really, really like? What I’d pay MONEY for? A ZX81 with a disc drive. I understood the ZX81. It was so easy to interface stuff to it.

And the new day was a great big fish.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon – he’d run them all.

No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away.

Demons were like genies or philosophy professors – if you didn’t word things exactly right, they delighted in giving you absolutely accurate and completely misleading answers.

Incidentally, it’s best not to argue with the nursing staff. I find the best course of action is to throw some chocolates in one direction and hurry off in the other while their attention is distracted.

Most horses don’t walk backwards voluntarily, because what they can’t see doesn’t exist.

The best research is the research that you don’t know that you are doing.

The Captain of the Watch says if you’re still in the City by sunrise he will personally have you buried alive.