3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

The thing about football – the important thing about football – is that it is not just about football.

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it’s not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question.

The truth isn’t easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find.

You can’t second-guess ineffability, I always say.

As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet – like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.

See a pin and pick it up, and, all day long, you’ll have a pin.

Tragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it’s the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals.

Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where’s your coffee? You’ve got coffee, haven’t you? C’mon, everyone’s got coffee! Spill the beans!