3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

We’re philosophers. We think, therefore we am.

Noble dragons don’t have friends. The nearest they can get to the idea is an enemy who is still alive.

Despite rumor, Death isn’t cruel – merely terribly, terribly good at his job.

He’d heard that writers spent all day in their dressing gowns drinking champagne. This is, of course, absolutely true.

If you don’t turn your life into a story, you just become a part of someone else’s story.

If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged.

There’s no such thing as writer’s block. That was invented by people in California who couldn’t write.

Even if it’s not your fault, it’s your responsibility.

In the end the problem isn’t that you have the wrong sort of government for the People, but that you have the wrong sort of People.