3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Students, eh? Love ’em or hate ’em, you can’t hit them with a shovel!

People don’t like change. But make the change fast enough and you go from one type of normal to another.

People whose concept of ancient history is the first series of Star Trek may be treated with patience, because it’s usually not their fault they were reduced to getting their education from school.

Of course, Ankh-Morpork’s citizens had always claimed that the river water was incredibly pure. Any water that had passed through so many kidneys, they reasoned, had to be very pure indeed.

There isn’t a way things should be. There’s just what happens, and what we do.

I’ve got wide tastes, but I don’t like jazz.

Remember – that which does not kill us can only make us stronger. And that which does kill us leaves us dead!

You have to have really wide reading habits and pay attention to the news and just everything that’s going on in the world: you need to. If you get this right, then the writing is a piece of cake.

Sometimes I feel that the world is made up of sensible people who know the plot and bloody idiots who don’t.