3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

At least I know I’m bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.

If cats looked like frogs we’d realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.

You need to believe in things that aren’t true. How else can they become?

It is important that we know where we come from, because if you do not know where you come from, then you don’t know where you are, and if you don’t know where you are, you don’t know where you’re going. And if you don’t know where you’re going, you’re probably going wrong.

We’re on a mission from Glod.

I’m up to my neck in the real world, every day. Just you try doing your VAT return with a head full of goblins.

There were no lies here. All fancies fled away. That’s what happened in all deserts. It was just you, and what you believed.

Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It’s the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.

Winners never talk about glorious victories. Thats because they’re the ones who see what the battle field looks like afterwards. Its only the losers who have glorious victories.