3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Don’t be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through.

When you break rules, break ’em good and hard.

The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I’m not sure about the turnip.

Every step is a first step if it’s a step in the right direction.

It doesn’t matter if dragons are flying overhead or whatever – a lot of Victoriana is still cut in the frame of fantasy.

Hell wasn’t a major reservoir of evil, any more then Heaven, in Crowley’s opinion, was a fountain of goodness; they were just sides in the great cosmic chess game. Where you found the real McCoy, the real grace and the real heart-stopping evil, was right inside the human mind.

But here’s some advice, boy. Don’t put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That’s why they’re called revolutions.

History has a habit of changing the people who think they are changing it.

We’ve got a lot of experience of not having any experience.