3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Susan says, don’t get afraid, get angry.

Building a temple didn’t mean you believed in gods, it just meant you believed in architecture.

It occurred to me that at one point it was like I had two diseases – one was Alzheimers, and the other was knowing I had Alzheimers.

Every procedure for getting a cat to take a pill works fine – once. Like the Borg, they learn...

But that was just it – hate was exactly the right word. Hate is a force of attraction. Hate is just love with its back turned.

You have so many sources to draw on when you’re a fantasy writer.

I was merely endeavoring to indicate that if we do not grab events by the collar they will have us by the throat. -Lord Vetinari.

The conflict is not between Christianity and Islam or between East and West – instead, it is between stupid people and other stupid people.

Do you think it’s possible for an entire nation to be insane?