3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Chain-mail isn’t much defence against an arrow. It certainly isn’t when the arrow is being aimed between your eyes.

He said it was better to belong where you don’t belong than not to belong where you used to belong, remembering when you used to belong there.

You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impulse-driven consumerism, don’t you?

It doesn’t matter how you live and die, it’s how the bards wrote it down.

You call yourself some kind of goddess and you know nothing, madam, nothing. What don’t die can’t live. What don’t live can’t change. What don’t change can’t learn. The smallest creature that dies in the grass knows more than you.

You haven’t really been anywhere until you’ve got back home.

Sometimes you can think that ‘I’ve had enough of wizards!’ And sometimes fantasy is not just about wizards.

In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She’d much prefer to read a good book.

Logic is a wonderful thing but doesn’t always beat actual thought.