3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o’course.

There’s a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it’s wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

You have reached the end of cake.

Destiny is important, see, but people go wrong when they think it controls them. It’s the other way around.

Of course I’m sane, when trees start talking to me, I don’t talk back.

After all, when you seek advice from someone it’s certainly not because you want them to give it. You just want them to be there while you talk to yourself.

My name is immaterial,? she said. That’s a pretty name,? said Rincewind.

I’d rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.

It doesn’t stop being magic just because you know how it works.