3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

It was raining in the small, mountainous country of Llamedos. It was always raining in Llamedos. Rain was the country’s main export. It had rain mines.

He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting ‘All the Gods are bastards.’

Don’t stick your nose where someone can pull it off and eat it.

It was so loud and so deep, it wasn’t really sound at all, just something that turned the air hard and then hit you with it.

Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because – what with trolls and dwarfs and so on – speciesism was more interesting. Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green.

Mort was already aware that love made you feel hot and cold and cruel and weak, but he hadn’t realized that it could make you stupid.

You had to hand it to the Patrician, he admitted grudgingly. If you didn’t, he sent men to come and take it away.

Bishops move diagonally. That’s why they often turn up where the kings don’t expect them to be.

The world is a globe – the farther you sail, the closer to home you are.