3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

We're on a mission from Glod.

Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze.

Genua had once controlled the river mouth and taxed its traffic in a way that couldn't be called piracy because it was done by the city government, and therefore sound economics and perfectly all right.

Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something.

The universe is, instant by instant, recreated anew. There is in truth no past, only a memory of the past. Blink your eyes, and the world you see next did not exist when you closed them. Therefore, the only appropriate state of the mind is surprise. The only appropriate state of the heart is joy. The sky you see now, you have never seen before. The perfect moment is now. Be glad of it.

Preston, I don't think this creature could ever find its way into your head. Quite apart from anything else, it seems pretty crowded and complicated to me.

The Captain of the Watch says if you're still in the City by sunrise he will personally have you buried alive.

It's a terrible thing to be nearly sixteen and the wrong species.

People were good at imagining hells, and some they occupied while they were alive.