3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Mythology's just the folktales of people who won 'cos they had bigger swords

I've had a lifetime of ought from can to can't (from the first moment in the morning when you can see to the last moment in the evening when you can't

There's no greys, only white that's got grubby. I'm surprised you don't know that. And sin, Young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That's what sin is.

She'd never, ever asked for anything in return. And the trouble with not asking for anything in return was that sometimes you didn't get it.

a bad hunter chases, a good hunter waits

As has been pointed out earlier in the Diskworld chronicles, entire agricultural economies have been based on the lifting power of little old ladies in black dresses

Personal's not the same as important. People just think it is

Once people get the idea that they can listen to music for nothing, where will it end?

Be one of the crowd? It went against everything a wizard stood for, and a wizard would not stand for anything if he could sit down for it, but even sitting down, you had to stand out.