3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Genius is always allowed some leeway, once the hammer has been pried from its hands and the blood has been cleaned up.

Time travel was only a kind of magic, after all. That's why it always went wrong.

The Deftmenes are mad and the Dumii are sane, thought Snibril, and that's just the same as being mad except that it's quieter.

Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get out," said the shopkeeper. "That's what I've always thought. No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person.

It’s still magic even if you know how it’s done.

He said it was better to belong where you don't belong than not to belong where you used to belong, remembering when you used to belong there.

Look at it like this, it's not that we're making life, we're simply giving life a place to live.

Short stories always seem to cost me blood, and I envy the people who do them for fun.

It's witchcraft with all the crusts cut off, and real witchcraft is ALL crusts.