3,122 Quotes by Terry Pratchett

It's like people care more about their pride than about what's correct, about the truth.

The prayers of most religions generally praise and thank the gods involved, either out of general piety or in the hope that he or she will take the hint and start acting responsibly.

the whole point of the wish business was to see to it that what the client got was exactly what he asked for and exactly what he didn't really want.

WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN.

You could bounce rocks off her pride.

Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.

I know that I am a small, weak man, but I have amassed a large library; I dream of dangerous places.

I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult," said Granny firmly. "Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when you start believing in spirits you start believing in demons, and then before you know where you are you're believing in gods. And then you're in trouble.""But all them things exist," said Nanny Ogg."That's no call to go around believing in them. It only encourages 'em.

There’s no point in believing in things that exist.