86 Quotes by Terry Wogan

"I'm glad there's been so much laughter in the audience tonight." "But they're not laughing with you. They're laughing at you."

Sadly, I cant avoid being 75. Like many people of my age, we are all heading towards the grim reaper, and I am clinging on. I just to have to sharpen my fingernails a little so that I can hang on for longer!

Jamie Oliver's lunch is soup, half a papaya with lime, ciabatta with mozzarella and prosciutto. The dear boy is not sharing the same planet as the rest of us. Is this lunacy supposed to be a practical suggestion for a harassed housewife trying to drag her children off to school?

Television contracts the imagination and radio expands it.

I don't make the mistake of thinking it's a major musical event. I love the Eurovision Song Contest and it will continue long after I'm gone. Just please don't ask me to take it seriously,

Who knows what hellish future lies ahead? … Actually, I do. I've seen the rehearsals,

Don't start drinking before the fifth song.

There's not enough silliness in the world. Eurovision helps to keep it balanced.

There’s not enough silliness in the world. Eurovision helps to keep it balanced.