32 Quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
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Listen' he whispered ferociously, like a ferocious breeze or a very gentle hurricane.
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Germs contagious, Contagious alert! But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt!
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Then, suddenly, I remembered the accident, and Edwart's snow-proof body, and his eyes that changed from I-don't-remember to green, and I knew.
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So all this time you thought I was a vampire?' Edwart whispered furiously, pulling me a few inches to the left.'Sure,' I said, 'you know, the lion falls for the lamb...''What?''Sorry. It's easier for me if I explain things in animal terms.
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I balked. Another vampire? I guess it made sense; the states of the Pacific Northwest were known for their lenient monster laws.
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It suddenly occurred to me that, after all that frolicking in the meadows, he hadn't kissed me. Was it because of the mold that grew in my sinuses?
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If only I'd listened to my Uncle Poo-poo and gone into dentistry," whined Pepsi."If I'd stayed home, I'd be big in encyclopedias by now," sniffled Moxie."And if I had ten pounds o' ciment and a couple o' sacks, you'd a' both gone for a stroll in that pond an hour ago," said Spam.
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They all got really quiet and started to lick their lips, closing in on Lucy. I started to lick my lips, too, because it's one of those subconcious, contagious things like sneezing, but then I stopped because it just isn't worth it if you forgot to bring ChapStick.
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I had recently come into the possession of a Thesaurus. You would not believe how many words there are! When I opened that book, I was like, whoa! Word party!
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