32 Quotes by The Harvard Lampoon
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The two things I look for in a guy is how tall he is and whether or not he’s a vampire.
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It’s no big deal. I want to go. I want to leave all of my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town.
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The next day was wonderful... and terrible. So, overall, I guess it was okay.
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They all got really quiet and started to lick their lips, closing in on Lucy. I started to lick my lips, too, because it’s one of those subconcious, contagious things like sneezing, but then I stopped because it just isn’t worth it if you forgot to bring ChapStick.
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I noticed there was garlic above the doorframe. Edwart held a stake in one hand and a ‘Team Jacob’ shirt in the other.
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