18 Quotes by The Wizard

Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.

Auntie Em: For twenty-three years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you! And now... well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it!

It's kinda weird -- it's not really our scene but I'll take it,

You try to do everything the director wants and try to make the actors comfortable,'' Treglown said.

The Bad Pants Open has become a tradition at Indian Lakes Resort, ... It's the only golf outing in which the participants' pants matter more than their score. All participants are required to wear ugly golf pants. The winner of the ugliest golf pants will be inducted into the Bad Pants Hall of Fame.

It's a metaphor for our culture. This is where we get a lot of images we use in popular culture.

I'm on my third Mrs. Potts' costume,'' Treglown said.

If you're working in a restaurant, you can't play at being a waitress. Food gets to the table or it doesn't, and you're paid to get it there. It's a straightforward exchange. Now (in Bait and Switch ), I entered a world where so much depends on your personality and self-presentation. I found that very murky.

Close you eyes and tap your heels together three times. And think to yourself, there's no place like home.