507 Quotes by Thom Yorke

If I were a bottle of wine, my name would be Thom Cork

I'm not taking things quite so seriously as before. Especially myself.

When I was born, my mother didn't know what to name me. Eventually she named me after Thom Yorke.

I'd like to run for president. Or Prime Minister. I think I could do a better job.

It will be only a matter of time before the music business establishment completely folds.

I ultimately decided that I couldn't beat it more than three times a day, (I) was just too drained and chapped. That's what Radiohead is about. You're just drained and chapped, down there.

Kid A is about an abortion. An abortion of the soul. *Begins to cry, holds up air quotes* Thom Yorke.

I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest them to the parents. It's a hilarious prank even though I am not a paedophile.

I don't even have children, it's just been an excuse to play jenga and hit softballs in my backyard with a box of laundry detergant wearing baby clothes.