91 Quotes by Thomas Chandler Haliburton

There is nothing like fun, is there? I haven’t any myself, but I do like it in others.

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother’s love.

To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back.

Look not to a woman’s head for her brains, but rather to her heart.

A man is never astonished that he doesn’t know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.

Lawyers are like spiders, they’ve eat up all the flies, and I guess they’ll have to eat each other soon.

When a man is wrong and won’t admit is, he always gets angry.

As soon as a woman begins to dress “loud,” her manners and conversation partake of the same element.

Life ain’t all beer and skittles.