15 Quotes by Thomas Dewar

No woman can endure a gambling husband, unless he is a steady winner

Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.