112 Quotes by Thomas Middleditch

Everybody in comedy has something like that happen to them: They bomb, or no one shows up. You're like, 'Hey, I'm funny, trust me!' And the world collectively goes, 'Yeah, you and everybody else.'

You can't predict the future, and you've got to go with your gut on these things, and I'm sure if you speak to a laundry list of CEOs and people who have gone through the startup process themselves, they'll say it's an endless hurdle race, and you are inevitably going to catch your legs on hurdles, and it's just how you roll with that.

I'm a Windows guy. I have been for many, many years. I play games, and it's where games run, baby.

It's like PlayStation-Xbox. I like both. So nothing against Mac, but I do use Windows.

Scorsese is very nice. He's small; he's energetic.

Basically, if you like 'Deadpool,' you'll love 'Captain Underpants.'

As a kid, I drew comics. I had curly hair. I liked to joke, but I was kind of nervous about it at first until it was coaxed out of me.

I think it's pretty silly that people wear boxers. You're wearing shorts under your pants. They're shorts.

I still like farts. I still think farts are some of the funniest things.