450 Quotes by Thomm Quackenbush

Americans bred like rabbits, expecting the reaper to slaughter at least a few before they reached ripeness.

American culture enforces such rigid gender roles for male friendships that they are gay unless they materially resemble a beer commercial.

Even putting aside the culturally indoctrinated terror that someone in America will assume that two men engage in sodomy behind barely closed doors, there simply isn't an elegant way of asking someone of your gender to hang out for the first time.

Sins don’t go away as long as there is someone to remember them.

The vampire community has enough problems. We don't need to add petty backbiting to it.

To a vampire, there is only selfishness.

Being kidnapped and abused by the undead was worse than calculus, but not by a wide margin.

Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs.

We need the life… We need to know what we take left someone weaker or dead. It reminds us what we were. The Hunger when you start out, it isn't in the stomach or brain. You want to kill because you hate that others get to live.