33 Quotes by Thor Benson

Trump taught us how easily seemingly serious people can become profoundly idiotic. He turned career politicians into circus freaks.

Writers choose to drink because of their inability to cope with the daily hassles of being part of a society. Why shouldn’t they? Every day an intelligent human being is plagued with bills, horrifying news stories and general idiocy that slowly grinds away at their psyche, breaking off pieces of it that may never fit again.

They say if you don't know your history, you're doomed to repeat it. Unfortunately, most Americans can't even figure out what's going on in the present.

Years from now we might be saying it's hyperbolic to compare someone to Donald Trump, because we will be quite sure no one could be that cruel.

I can't think of anything more arrogant than believing your god is real but the thousands of gods humanity has invented over the course of history are ridiculous fantasies.

There is no such thing as free speech for some. You either have free speech for everyone or you don't have free speech at all.

I've always been a great advocate of free speech. I think the more perspectives we hear, the better we'll understand how stupid we are.

The War on Drugs will go down in history as the most racist crusade since slavery.

The House of Representatives truly represents America, and because of that, about a third of its members are complete fucking morons.