67 Quotes by Tibor Fischer

Opening the fridge door, I found a rat eating the cheese. My dealings with rodents, particularly those tagged verminous, have been few, but generally the pattern has been one of man, the boss, the caretaker of creation, the namer, appearing and the lower orders hitting the road.

I never could get a proper job.

Like most men, I'm a life support system for a phallus.

No amount of intelligence can save you from stupidity.

It's what the reader thinks that counts.

You've got to try everything once, except those things you don't like, or that involve a lot of effort and getting up early.

You’ve got to try everything once, except those things you don’t like, or that involve a lot of effort and getting up early.

You don’t really have to go anywhere in particular in New York City to have a good time. In every part of town, there’s always something going on. It helps to know people there, too, because everything changes so fast, and they will be able to point out what’s hot this month.

As an author, I realise, you’re on your own. You have to do everything you can to help The Book. If I make sure people know it’s out there, they can make up their own minds whether they want to read it.