64 Quotes by Tim Conway

Whoa, is this going to hurt. Look at that picture.

You know how you tell your dog, stay? You are not controlling him,

We're two different people. But no matter what we do, we appreciate each other so much that we can't imagine what we could say to each other where we'd break up.

We have encountered a situation that wasn't expected in the work plan (for this site). We have asked GE to evaluate it.

Every show wants to be like Friends, and so you've got these shows that literally are so much alike you could stack them on top of each other.

This is not the big bad wolf syndrome. They're an integral part of Pennsylvania right now.

This habitat is ideal for them. There's enough food, shelter and water to sustain a natural population.

They've been known to enjoy a cat meal now and then, and there are a lot of stray cats out there.

Instantly, there was a click. He's the best straight man. There was not a lot of editing or a laugh track, so we would either get laughs or you would hear the air conditioner.