109 Quotes by Tim Dorsey

Remember the key to life,” Serge shouted over the engine. “Always act like you deserve to be here.

With women, you don’t get to pick the meaning of what you mean. They do. All men understand this.

It’s only socialism if the money goes down, not up.

Orlando. Tourism on steroids. Florida’s mutant chromosome with mouse ears. One of the newer attractions is an air-conditioned dome over a sprawling, man-made replica of the state’s natural landscape. They bulldozed nature to build it.

Don’t make fun of people who are different. Unless they have more money and influence. Then you must.

Life’s too important to learn new clocks, so I unplug them all and get on with the plot.

Serge bowed his own head and closed his eyes “God, please protect us from your followers. Amen.

Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won’t let things go? They’re called cops.

Don’t you understand? The answer is inside each of you! Don’t follow anyone else! Be your own leader! Lead yourselves!