132 Quotes by Tim Minchin

Love without evidence is stalking.

If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors.

Who’s the world going to revolve around now?

Isn’t this enough? Just this world? Just THIS?

Burning a book is like burning a bra. After the adrenalin rush of the symbolic moment wears off, all you’re left with is a pile of ashes and unsupported boobs.

I'm the son of a surgeon and the grandson of a surgeon.

If we talk about 'Groundhog Day' as a humanistic text - we only have one life, and there's no punishment or reward afterwards - then the wisdom is, just be kind because that will make you happy and the people around you happy.

I had written six scores by the time I was 20, and I'd never been paid a dollar.

I don't like courting controversy because I don't like people not liking me.