29 Quotes by Tim Robinson

When people say the word 'bromance,' it drives me nuts, because guys can't be friends so they call it a 'bromance' as this macho way out of it.

I'm a Chrysler man.

I didn't wear a leather jacket, man. I didn't grow up in the '50s.

I ain't no wild card!

People have a little more patience for a taped piece than they do a live piece.

I do feel like I get anxiety, and anxious to do something new.

I think every interaction I have, there's something I walk away going, Oh my God, I sound like a jerk. It's constantly happening.

There are truly, truly millions. I'd probably need a month to list all my mistakes.

Writing is one thing, but I'm way more insecure and neurotic when it comes to acting.