53 Quotes by Timothy Simons

I took one class at Second City called Improv for Actors, and that was it, and that was only because my agent told me I had to.

I was born in the Northeast, and I have Midwestern parents.

I was born tall. I was awkward and gangly. Before that, I was a really chubby elementary school kid. I've always been sort of a physical abnormality.

I'm a dog person, but I don't have a pet.

I'm saying nothing new that Dave Pasquesi is really good at what he does.

I've done a pretty good job of curating a Twitter feed that doesn't make me hate the world.

If you didn't watch 'The Shield,' you should stop everything you are doing and go back and watch 'The Shield.'

IPods just made music about how many songs you could have on you at all times.

It's much harder to get a job if nobody wants you around.