74 Quotes by Tiny Tim

I was in Australia in 1983 and did a stunt in a lion's cage.

Night after night in the '50s, I traveled all over New York City. The promoter had 10 acts, and the winner each night would get five dollars; second place would get three dollars, and third place would get two dollars. He always put the best acts on last so the people wouldn't walk out, and the worst acts went on first. He always put me on first.

I don't believe in Women's Liberation. No, no, no, no, no. Not at all.

I had this image before Boy George, before the Beatles, before the Rolling Stones.

We've all got setbacks.

I always love the smell of a bat and a glove, or a hockey puck in the winter time.

Some of the best things in life cost just $2.

I love the past. I read about the past all the time.

Believe it or not, I'd love to go to the moon.