159 Quotes by Tom DeLonge

I've been abducted and probed in the anus. On purpose.

I think I might get laid more...by my dad.

Maybe I do wanna become a woman, so what is the crime in that?

But those guys (on 'Idol') will never be known for defining a generation of young suburbanites like (blink) did.

I'm sick of being known as the sexy guy that writes great songs.

I applaud anyone who thinks I'm good-looking and invite them into my world

I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be. Now that we've had a little success, I can afford to drink wine.

The labels can't do anything for a band anymore - they're stuck and they have no money and they're just holding onto contracts that have existed from a time where there were resources.

I would love to come to Auckland. That's a place I've been quite a lot with my band so I'm very much looking forward to it.