129 Quotes by Tom Green

I don't watch a whole lot of television, to be honest, but I do miss music videos.

I used to love 'The Late Late Show.' It was nice to be able to be up late at night and see an extended conversation.

I always have gotten nervous before every show. But the second I step onstage, it's all gone. It's sort of like an adrenaline rush for me.

I've always found success in sort of separating myself from the pack mentality things.

My show on MTV, as outrageous as it was, it was also making a point, which was, 'Look at what we're doing here. This is something that you don't see on television every day, because you're not allowed to do this on television.'

All comedy is really talking about social issues and things that are affecting our lives.

Yes, I worked hard to put together an experimental show on a budget of zero. But I was not being exploited by anyone. I was in charge.

I could sit here and say, 'What would have happened if I hadn't made that crazy television show, if I hadn't made those crazy movies?' Well, I'd be back in Canada working at Dairy Queen.

If something becomes mean-spirited and hurtful, it's not funny.