129 Quotes by Tom Green

Performing on stage is addictive. The adrenaline rush is exhilarating. When I stop touring for a couple weeks, I get antsy.

I'll be straight with you. It's not easy to sell tickets in Vegas. I'm up against Celine Dion and Britney Spears.

If I ever interview somebody, I make sure I listen to them. As a comedian, I've gone on so many shows, I've wanted to take things to a crazy place. Sometimes the hosts don't like that.

I grew up practically getting into this business because of David Letterman. I wanted to do comedy-based interviews.

Comedy is delivered to people in the same form that music is being delivered: by YouTube. People are sharing music and comedy in the same way now.

I think all comedy has victims, really. Even if it's not a victim that appears on camera, usually there's a victim. If it's political comedy, if you're talking about the president or whoever, there's a victim there.

There is something romantic about the world being a diverse place, where every place has a Starbucks and Denny's.

I'm always making micro-adjustments onstage, listening to the audience, and what a crowd is like can be infectious.

If an audience is loud and in a party mode, that's an audience that can absorb comedy.