14 Quotes by Tom Leykis

There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.

There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.

I'm looking forward to providing the men of Seattle with an evening where they can kick back, light up a cigar and enjoy a night to themselves. Women, we can't technically keep you out, but please stay at home.

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!

I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldnt have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency.

When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!

Call a big-band station. Call somebody else, please. Don't call here. It's called targeted demographics.

Are men shallow? Should we be looking for inner beauty? Ha, ha.