911 Quotes by Tom Robbins

Life is hard if you think it's hard.

It's hard to say who's a greater threat to the world, an ambitious CEO with a big ad budget or a crafty cleric with an obsolete Bible verse.

Their desperate craving for simplicity sure can create complications. And their pitiful longing for certainty sure can make things unsteady.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Unfortunately, little darlings, there is no such thing as a simple love story.The most transitory puppy crush is complex to the extent of lying beyond the far reaches of the brain's understanding.

We only rise above mediocrity when there's something at stake. p. 174

You are what you think you eat.

Human beings were not well served by permanence or stasis. Obviously, if individuals were progressing, they were undergoing a series of presumably desirable alterations, but in a universe where flux is fundamental, it can be argued that even change for the worse is preferable to no change at all. Isn't fixity the hallmark of the living dead?

Not naive,' Conch shell had corrected him. 'He simply has not been taught to fear the things you fear.