911 Quotes by Tom Robbins

The winter passed as slowly and peacefully as a boa constrictor digesting a valium addict.

The female characters in my books tend to be independent, frisky, spunky, witty, emotionally strong, erotically daring, spiritually oriented and intellectually generous; in short, the kind of women I admire in real life.

The enemy is every expert who practices technocratic manipulation, the enemy is every proponent of standardization and the enemy is every victim who is so dull and lazy and weak as to allow himself to be manipulated and standardized.

People who sacrifice beauty for efficiency get what they deserve. (Bernard Mickey Wrangle, p 99)

There exists a false aristocracy based on family name, property, and inherited wealth. But there likewise exists a true aristocracy based on intelligence, talent and virtue.

The principal difference between an adventurer and a suicide is that the adventurer leaves himself a margin of escape (the narrower the margin the greater the adventure)

Words on a page can hypnotize you if the rhythm is right

Love is dope, not chicken soup.

It's personal freedom, not hundred dollar bills that lights the soul's cigar.