911 Quotes by Tom Robbins

To be or not to be isn’t the question. The question is how to prolong being.

Don’t confuse symmetry with balance.

Now that I’m in love, I haven’t a clue. Now that I’m in love, I’m completely stupid on the subject.

You wonder if God doesn’t have an answering machine to screen out the prayers of the venal and the boring? And in which category has he placed you?

Not surprisingly, the socks remain silent, as was their legal right.

I see you’ve met Desire and Fulfillment... Regret is in the kitchen making coffee.

Women are tough and rather coarse. They were built for the raw, crude work of bearing children. You’d be amazed at what they can do when they divert that baby-hatching energy into some other enterprise.

Sometimes one gets the idea that life thinks it’s still living in Paris in the thirties.

In a voice that sounds the way a can of cheap dog food would sound if a can of cheap dog food could speak, he tells you you are looking well.