911 Quotes by Tom Robbins

I work with pen and paper. That’s my favorite way to write. I love the way the ink sinks into the wood, soaks into the wood pulp. There’s something about that process that’s so organic.

I would only read the novels that people classify as ‘beach books’ if I were being held prisoner and the only alternative was the ‘Book of Mormon.’

Self-esteem is for sissies. Accept that you’re a pimple and try to keep a lively sense of humor about it. That way lies grace – and maybe even glory.

I married John Paul because I’m knocked out by his style. Because I love him and respect him and enjoy the transformations that take place as a result of our sharing the same dimensions.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn’t creak.

Everywhere a buffalo fell,” said Switters, “a monster sprang up in its place.

Always compare yourself to the best. Even if you never measure up, it can’t help but make you better.

Listen, I’ve been sick ever since I started working here, but today I’m well and I won’t be in anymore.

Nothing is implied here. Except the possibility that everything is connected.