39 Quotes by Tom Segura

Every person learns with time and experience.

When you shoot a special, you have no idea what's going to happen, and the fact that I got to do the first one with Comedy Dynamics was a roll of the dice. It was a game changer for me professionally.

Sleep is important for a comic - like it is for a lot of people.

A lot of times, you land in a city, and you're like, 'This is not my people.' I'm gonna do the show, but you don't feel like this is for you. And then, some places, you just go and just fall into a groove, and you're like, 'This feels right.'

I think being funny was a coping mechanism because I was always the new kid in school.

Here's some advice: if something really embarrassing happens to your kid, don't take it on national TV.

When you're a comic doing a special, it's like you're directing your first movie.

You should make travel as comfortable as possible.

It's fun when you've opened for someone at a venue, and then years go by, and now you're headlining.