20 Quotes by Tom Sharpe

All is fair in love, war and tax evasion.

I don't want to hear what the price of meat is.

There's nothing worse than an introspective drunk.

I have yet to met a liberal who can withstand the attrition of prolonged discussion of the unessentials.

There’s nothing worse than an introspective drunk.

I don’t want to hear what the price of meat is.

Liberal studies means... ” said Mrs Chatterway, who prided herself on being an advocate of progressive education, in which role she had made a substantial contribution to the illiteracy rate in several previously good primary schools.

By shooting your cook you were refusing him permission to enter your house.

The man who said the pen was mightier than the sword ought to have tried reading “The Mill on the Floss” to Motor Mechanics.