130 Quotes by Tommy Chong

Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya.

My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material.

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.

You look at Cheney, Rumsfeld, Karl Rove, and Bush - if you saw them on Halloween, they wouldn't need a costume. You'd give them a treat and compliment them on what great-looking demons they were. They are demons. There's no doubt about it.

The smartest billionaires I know never finished high school. I got my degree and my doctorate on the street and an advanced degree in jail.

Religion is run by thought police. 'Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Don't ask questions. Go die for your country.' The spirituality says, 'Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you're doing while you're doing it.'

When they put me in jail, that's when they turned me into an activist. Up until the time I went to jail, I was just a comedian.

I'm just glad I can make a difference in someone's life.

Everything that happens to me is very cosmic.