130 Quotes by Tommy Chong

If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world.

I want my ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants.

Awakening your spiritual side is really what artists do. When you hit a groove, it’s not you; it’s the spirit world.

I’d rather have my kid smoking pot than drinking.

When you hit a groove, it’s not you; it’s the spirit world. The spirits whisper the ideas in your brain and prod you along. They’re the ones that are really happy.

You can’t become a dictator through checks and balances.

Musicians can travel all over the world and have an audience, because there’s no language barrier.

It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier.

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn’t matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you’d get the girls.