130 Quotes by Tommy Chong

I was about sixteen when I discovered that music could get you laid, so I got into music boy, didn't matter what you looked like either, you could be a geeky looking guy but if you played music, whoa, you'd get the girls.

The trouble when you're doing something illegal is that you know what you're doing. You're lying to your parents, you're lying to your kids. The only person you can't lie to is yourself.

Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of the most rewarding experiences in the world.

There's a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top.

You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France.

If I don't get paid I'm going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane.

No. Maceo played sax, didn't he, well they used to sit in.

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.

Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though.