130 Quotes by Tommy Chong

You know, I left the country when Reagan got in; I went to France. And when George Bush Jr. got in, my instincts told me it was time to go - I'd felt that we had grown above that, you know?

Ya, we had a number one record, ya we, there's a lot of history there, we uh, we discovered the Jackson Five, opening for us one place.

But on the other hand, pot is the best recreational substance for teenagers, athletes, people who have naturally high adrenaline.

The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we've brought more families together than Dr. Phil.

I never had a criminal record. They were kinda banking on the fact that I was dirty as can be.

More than anything, the weed really helped with my mental state, because marijuana works on the brain. And if anything, it soothes the brain.

You know that old joke about potheads having bad memories? Well, the bad memories are like pain, discomfort, and fear. So you lose all that, and the body reacts by healing faster and stronger.

It's like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. If you can frame your show in such a way that the funny jokes become funnier.

By making marijuana illegal, the agricultural people can't grab hold of it like they did with corn and wheat. So those companies are scrambling around trying to get hold of it, but they can't, because it's a cottage industry, and it will always be a cottage industry. Because the minute the big companies try to make it their own, like they did with soybeans...like Monsanto, they put their own patent on seeds, and you can't do that with marijuana.