111 Quotes by Tommy Cooper
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It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.
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They always say start at the bottom if you want to learn something. But suppose you want to learn to swim?
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My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.'
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