178 Quotes by Tommy Lasorda

No matter how good you are, you’re going to lose one-third of your games. No matter how bad you are you’re going to win one-third of your games. It’s the other third that makes the difference.

I firmly believe that there is a God. I firmly believe that there is a Heaven. And I firmly believe that if you go there, it’s gonna be great.

Never argue with people who buy ink by the gallon...

You give loyalty, you’ll get it back.

Guys ask me, don’t I get burned out? How can you get burned out doing something you love? I ask you, have you ever got tired of kissing a pretty girl?

A second-guesser is one who doesn’t know anything about the first guess, and he’s one who needs 2 guesses to get one right.

I’ve never used one word of profanity in front of my wife, or my daughter, or my granddaughter or anybody else’s wife.

No, we don’t cheat. And even if we did, I’d never tell you.

I’ve been Catholic all my life, and there’s one thing I’ve never understood. Why didn’t the Corinthians write back?