178 Quotes by Tommy Lasorda

Grownups have to say ‘please,’ too.

I’ve had heroes in my life – Joe DiMaggio, Babe Ruth.

The only way I’d worry about the weather is if it snows on our side of the field and not theirs.

When you say you’re a padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you’re a cardinal, they tell you to work hard because the next step is pope. But when you say you’re a Dodger, everybody knows you’re in the Major Leagues.

Bruce Benedict is so slow he’d finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.

When we win, I’m so happy I eat a lot. When we lose, I’m so depressed, I eat a lot. When we’re rained out, I’m so disappointed I eat a lot.

My son wasn’t gay. No way.

If he raced his pregnant wife he’d finish third.

I bleed Dodger blue!