98 Quotes by Tommy Wiseau

Don't tawch meh matherfawker!

The barbecue chicken was delicious rice, that was cool.

My background is in psychology and I'm also a stage actor. That's my background.

I always say that you don't have to like 'The Room', but you will discover something - maybe a tiny little thing - and say, 'Wait a minute, maybe I want to see more.'

We have many Lisas, Marks, Dennys, Johnnys, and other characters from 'The Room' in America and in the entire world.

I am pro-expression. I am pro - you know, as long as you don't hurt anyone.

I'm not a god, I'm just a simple guy.

I studied movies for many years, but I am professionally an actor because I, my background is actually a stage actor and acting.

I'm satisfied with the way 'The Room' turned out, and I don't want to change anything.