50 Quotes by Tony Randall

Love isn’t an opinion, it’s a chemical reaction.

I wish I believed I’d see my parents again, see my wife again. But I know it’s not going to happen.

Every time I find a girl who can cook like my mother – she looks like my father.

There’s only one thing worse than a man who doesn’t have strong likes and dislikes, and that’s a man who has strong likes and dislikes without the courage to voice them.

Inherit the Wind is a wonderful play, and I was in the original with Paul Muni.

I thought that I held the record of most appearances on the Bob Hope Show, but I think – It’s Brooke Shields.

Awards sell tickets, and they’re a clever publicity stunt.

I would have started the National Actors Theatre 30 years earlier.

I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I never spoke to him. I never met him.